Oh, in a haze of Ketel One and confusion
She finds herself alone in a frat house
Where the president is a guy she used to bone
Oh no, there she goes
Down the boulevard after getting lucky
In a dress she wore last night
Which she described as "sophisticated-slutty"
Tragic and it's sad, it's tragic and it's sad
And the traffic starts to laugh at the girl who's magic in the sack
High heels and lowered self-esteem
A perfect combo in a college freshman's dream
Mascara smeared across her cheeks
After a night of rolling around in the sheets
Give a round of applause to the girl just because
She finally made it home when suddenly
Who is that she sees in the distance?
Blake from the other night
You think she would've learned her lesson by now
But let's start all over again
credits
from The Revue II,
released September 30, 2014
Music by Ken Neely & Michael Yanoska (BMI)
Lyrics by Michael Yanoska
