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Wii U Rap
02:29
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Ladies and gentlemen
We got that Hot Chocolate Party back in the building
Nope! We're outside! (Whoops!)
We got a PSA coming your way
This your boy HOSS on the track, and Vergy Verg
Yo, man, we got something to talk to you about, damn right!
It’s called the Wii U, and it’s a hell of a machine
HD graphics on a fly double screen
Revolutionary, (yup) it’s nothing ordinary (yup)
Like Link and Zelda man, you know it’s somethin’ legendary (yup)
So come on over to my game pad, checkin’ out my Game Pad
Mario, Sonic, Pac-Man, you name it, we can play that
PS4? More like "P-O-S," cuz now you
Got yourself a slightly bigger 3DS, so catch that
Wii U fever, forget the non-believers
Go turn your system on and post some things inside the Miiverse
Don’t listen to the haters, ignore that data
Your biggest title is a GameCube remake-ah (remake-ah)
Like Koopa Troopa, yeah I’m giving you a gold star
Ya know, Nintendo got me singing like a cop car
Wii U Wii U Wii, Wii U Wii U Wii
Wii U Wii U Wii, alright, come on
Yo man, I don’t think they’re sold (Nope)
We gotta tell ‘em bout the games make this virtual gold
We got Mario Kart (SPRING 2014!)
We got that Smash Brothers (LATER IN 2014!)
We got Zelda!
(Actually, nothing has been confirmed regarding the next Zelda title yet...Apparently, it's like June, but it's been about a year and a half...)
I almost forgot! Ladies and gentlemen, we got that E-Shop! E-Shop! We got that Virtual Console! THROWBACK!
We got that F-Zero (YUP)
We got that Earthbound (YUP)
We got that Mario Kart (NOPE)
(...)
(They got Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros. 2...)
That's right, the original trilogy
Mario killing Bowser, taking Peach's virginity
(They still haven’t released the 3rd one yet.)
(ARE YOU FORREAL?!)
(...)
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Luigi Death Stare
02:48
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Ladies and gentlemen, turns out the Wii U’s actually pretty cool
The year of Luigi might be over, but the era of H-C-P’s just begun!!!
1, 2, 1,2,3,4
Alright you superstars, grab a disc, put it in, press start
It’s a game that’s a work of art, and it goes by the name of MARIO KART
Gotta tell ya bout this feeling, something that’s got me reeling
And it took me a second to realize that I’m driving on the ceiling
From Donkey Kong to Toad to Baby Mario
With a mushroom made of gold from the Twisted Mansion to Rainbow Road
My boy’s Luigi tho, modern-day Houdini tho
On a bike, doing wheelies tho, that 150cc flow
One of Bowser’s children went and hit me with a green shell
But that ain’t right, you know that I’m about to give ‘em hell
There’s only one thing you can do when ya shoot ‘em in the air
DO THE LUIGI DEATH STARE
Alright, that was lots of fun, but ya gotta practice moderation
Gotta go do something else, alleviate all my frustration
But I didn’t come in last, that’s cause for celebration
Let’s hit the town tonight, solidify my reputation
It’s time to go, pulling out of my driveway
When outta nowhere comes a Jeep doing 90
I pull up next to him and terrify him my way
DO THE LUIGI DEATH STARE
Hey man, I actually think that could really solve a lot of problems. Yeah I think you’re right.
REAL-WORLD APPLICATIONS
Walk in the living room, I see my dog, man
Tell him to come here, but he doesn’t listen (DEATH STARE)
I’m at IKEA picking out myself a desk
Somebody also picked the same desk (DEATH STARE)
I caved in, and I’m finally watching Shutter Island
My asshole roommate told me how it ends (DEATH STARE)
Chilling with my buddy, and he makes a racist comment
I pause the game and I turn to him — no actually can you make your eyes just a lil bit wider? WHAT? Perfect.
Hey guys, I tried that new Mario Kart. I think you’re hyping this Wii U thing up a little too much. Xbox 1, Call of Duty, am I right?
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Amiibo Rap
02:38
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Every generation, there comes along an experience...that transcends the three dimensions of space. This...this isn't really one of those times.
Listen up now, girls and boys, it’s time to make some noise
Cuz the boys are back, and are gonna rap all about some plastic toys
For the Super Smash Bros. sequel, so fun it should be illegal
Who needs real life amigos when you got pint-sized Amiibo??
Holy toledo, mannnnn, look at them Amiibo, mannnn
Fighting away while I get my ass kicked by Master Hand
Stand up, well done Nintendo, a collectible memento
What a legacy of NFC, now let the song crescendo
All across the world, it ain’t hard to see
Why everybody’s crazy for these figurines
It’s like I’m living in a neverending dream
And the best part is availability
I can’t wait to choose from their huge selection
Picking out specific ones I want would be perfection
It’s the start of a fairly priced collection
Of perfectly good AMIIBO!
Alright, enough rapping about it, it’s time to go do somethin’ ‘bout it
Gotta get another fighter for myself, take it home, make a shrine for it on my shelf
I think it’s time to go outside, head down to my local Best Buy
Look at ‘em side-by-side, marvel at their supply
Head to the Wii U section, and they’re…sold out.
OK that kinda killed the energy, but now we’re gonna
Check things out at Target which is way across town (ha-ha!)
Walk in the store like we owning the place
We head right over to the games and they’re…nowhere to be found.
This guy is brilliant! Now we’re on our way to Gamestop
They’re guaranteed to have some cool exclusives in stock
We roll in, and it looks like they’re ALSO OUT!
eBay, looking for affordable Amiibo
Type the one I’m looking for into the search bar and Eurek-O!
There he is, Little Mac, for just FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!
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Wii U Rap 2
02:50
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Everybody take a seat, take a listen to the beat, cuz we gotta talk about Nintendo
It seems they’re fulfilling dreams with a double screen, did ya get the memo?
From the Skylanders to the Rainbow Curse to the Bayonett-o
And Yoshi’s Woolly World, haven’t bought it yet but I played the demo
Who needs a handheld, man, when the console game is going strong?
No New Nintendo 3DS XL Lite Advance song
These people know what they’re doing, great games the world is consuming
Everything I ever need, cuz every other console ruined
Everybody’s off playing Sony
Thinking this system is nothing but a fluke (Now everybody saying)
Yeah-hhh Wii U, nevermind the reviews
So many games to play from Xenoblade to Splatoon
You know we love that SUPER MARIO MAKER
Yeah, you know we talkin’ ‘bout AMIIBO FESTIVAL (great)
The underwhelming graphics of STAR FOX ZERO (delayed)
That Christmas sale behemoth title MARIO…TENNIS
Hold on, I thought Mario Tennis already came out for the virtual console. No man, they made a whole new Mario Tennis. Really? Yeah. What’s different about it? You get bigger…
This kinda sucks, it’s actually underwhelming
Whatever happened to games released on time? (Now everybody saying)
Why all the remakes? We hate the remakes
We don’t want them remakes, please make something new
Cuz OH YEAH! GET THIS! Apparently they’re remaking Twilight Princess
WHAT! Yeah! WHAT! Yeah!
At no point in time has anyone ever said: “I need a 3rd version of Twilight Princess.”
No one’s ever said that.
What about Majora’s Mask? Now THERE’S an HD remake.
OR. HOW ABOUT A NEW ORIGINAL ZELDA GAME! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
I think they’re saving it for the NX. Oh, which apparently is coming out next year.
OH GREAT. ANOTHER THING TO NEGLECT
GOOD THING I BOUGHT THIS FOR A NICE LONG 3 YEARS…
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