Woo!

Ladies and gentlemen
You better stand up before you get stomped on
Cuz we about to light this shit up
It's time for The Revue II!
This that Hot Chocolate Party shit!
This that Hot Chocolate Party shit!
This that Hot Chocolate Party shit!
Y'all don't even know what's coming. Let's go!

Welcome back to the party, baby, invitation only
Get excited cuz you know Hot Chocolate Party got the gig now
Conquering kingdoms while you watchin’ the throne
Who knew that rapping ‘bout Shrinkage could get you so damn big now?

Unnh, this that H-C-P baby
Unnh, this that H-C-P baby
Unnh, this that H-C-P baby
Get it goin’ now, unnh, unnh, get it goin’ now, unnh, unnh

Call me Leonidas, cuz I got 300
Views on my videos, yea this shit is widespread
Michaelman’s a virus, address him as your highness
Now go and tell your friends, and in return you’re gettin’ silence

Of the lambs, girl, the Party is back with some jams, girl
Yeah, we taking this shit to the toilet, the rapping equivalent of Comic Sans, girl
Call the Wonder Twins, latest track got 2 hits (2 hits)
Call it Luck, after all, this that Indy shit

Got more subs than Jared tryna lose weight
Pardon me, like the President and Watergate
Translated, baby, I am successful
I am successful!

Got a comment on a video once, ha, never read it
Firm believer in karma, bitch, forever Reddit
Getting more downvotes than a Senate bill
I’m in the red, no Magmar or Weepinbell

Got so many views, they call me Terms and Conditions
You think I kid? Nahh, go ‘head and call a pediatrician
Yeah bitch I’m cutting all these dicks off, overdue circumcision
It’s time for the album of the century, second edition, OK

So many fans, it’s like I live in Arizona, mann
So hot I’m literally at risk of melanomas, mann
Nobody sees my shit, it’s like they got glaucoma, mann
You think they’d smell me tho, releasing rank aromas, mann

Got so many followers, it’s like I’m Scientology
Unfortunately, it’s like these people follow Scientology
So many people audibly describe me as a wannabe
Little do they know that I do it all in the name of comedy

I’m gettin’ 5 star reviews when they’re out of 10
I’m getting 10s only when its a percent, getting
Two thumbs up when I ask if I should stop, but you know I’ll
Never stop till I’m at the top, now let them drummers stomp, I’m wearing

3 piece suits and velvet, no more multicolored sweaters
Bitches tryin’ to rate my shit, best they can do’s a scarlet letter
Take a seat, it’s time to listen to this number one endeavor
And ain’t nothing you can do, cuz I am successful