Baby, I gotta tell you ‘bout something
It’s something deep inside of me, it’s everything I ever need, oh
It’s a feeling that you get, it’s indescribable, and girl you know
I got it bad, yes, I got it bad, baby
And don’t you know, unnh, yeah don’t you know, darling
Ain’t nothing can compare to when I’m sittin’ and I’m starin’ and (holding it in…)

When I’m waiting at my bank (Holding it in)
Filling up my gas tank (Holding it in)
When I’m voting in the primaries (Holding it in)
When I’m shopping for my groceries (Holding it in)
When I’m playing on the seesaw (Holding it in)
Skydiving in freefall (Holding it in)
When I’m sitting in traffic (Holding it in)
Yeah I’m getting graphic when I’m (Holding it in)

Yeah, you gotta pay attention (pay attention)
You gotta face reality when you gotta use the facilities
It’s a feeling I’m suppressin’ when there ain’t a convenient restroom
And it’s bubblin’, bubblin’, bubblin’ up, bubblin’, bubblin’, bubblin’ up
Oh it’s troublin’, troublin’, troublin’, yup, it’s troublin’, troublin’, troublin’, yup
Ain’t nothing else quite like it, oh when everything inside ya is (holding it in…)

When I’m sitting down for supper (Holding it in)
Waking up in a dumpster (Holding it in)
When I’m walking through the desert (Holding it in)
When I shop at the *Baby Gap* (Holding it in)
When I’m riding on the subway (Holding it in)
When I’m eating at Subway (Holding it in)
When i’m lighting up a fire (Holding it in)
Girl it’s gettin’ dire when I’m (Holding it in)

I'm holding it in, damn right, I'm holding it in
It ain’t N-B-D when you got yourself an S-B-D
Say it with me now, N-B-D when you got yourself an S-B-D

Yeah, girl, people actin’ crazy, like it’s
One of the seven sins when you’re avoiding breaking wind
Oh you prayin’ there ain’t no accident as a result of excessive flatulence
Cuz you got it bad, oh you got it bad, baby
And don’t you know, oh don’t you know, darling
Oh to put your mind at ease, you gotta sometime cut the cheese and stop (holding it in…)

When I’m standing in an elevator
Someone behind me on an escalator
When I’m meeting my birth mom
Performing yoga in Downward Dog
When I’m driving in a hot car
When I’m waiting for my popcorn
When I’m heading to the studio
When I shoot a new video
When I’m singin’ karaoke
Dressin’ up like Loki
When I’m checking my e-mail
Taking pictures with Joel McHale
When I’m on that first date
When I’m checkin’ out MySpace
Getting photos developed
Girl, I just can’t help it when I’m (Holding it in)