(Nostalgia is cruel….an old rock can seem like a jewel…
Even though there was rain…I only remember…sunny days with you)

(B-I-N-G-E, B-I-N-G-E)
(B-I-N-G-E, B-I-N-G-E)

Cold November morning, pouring rain outside
What a way to waste a weekend, no relief in sight (no relief in sight)
But in the back of your mind, you remember a digital vendor
A streaming Avalon, Mecca of media
Heaven of content available, so convenient (so convenient)
It’s like they already know you’re alone and you’re ready for what’s in store

Anything you want, watch it instantly
From the Avengers to the Dragon Tattoo trilogy
A couple episodes, just to pass the time
Until there’s once again (sunny days with you)

How could anybody live without this luxury? (This luxury)
Throughout our history, simply the most important discovery (A discovery)
A gift from up above, episodes starting up automatically (Automatically)
From dusk until the dawn, you better know that I’ll be Basking In Netflix Glory Everyday

Suddenly you’re awake, wondering where you are
You’ve got a beard, your home is cleared, they repossessed your car (they repossessed your car)
Your family has moved on, and your friends are all gone, getting married
The last thing you remember, the pilot of The League
You’re all caught up, it’s not enough, collection incomplete (collection incomplete)
It’s been picked up for more episodes and you know that it’s hopeless

Plowing through 7 seasons, of classic 30 Rock
Ironic now you missed 4 seasons, go reset your clocks
Thinking so innocent, assuming self-control
But now you’re longing for those (sunny days with you)

How many plans have been ruined because of this atrocity? (This atrocity)
The paying customers are cheated into poverty (Into poverty)
What’s a neverending queue doing to our humanity? (Our humanity)
A universal problem, millions of people Basking In Netflix Glory Everyday
(B.I.N.G.E.) Basking in Netflix glory everyday
(B.I.N.G.E.) Basking in Netflix glory everyday
(B.I.N.G.E.) Baskin’ like robbins, introvert problems
(B.I.N.G.E.) Basking in Netflix glory everyday

Oh, look, they’ve got How I Met Your Mother. How’d I miss that? Episode one….